LivingTogether Chapter 2.5

~William~

The creaking and settling of this quaint little house keeps your mind pondering and wandering off in the dark of the night. You stare at your ceiling for a few moments, becoming bored quite quickly. You sit up and turn on a light. After you switch on your electric kettle to boil some water for some tea, you sit at your new, shiny desk. A paper and pen sits before you, inviting you to expel those stories swirling around in your head. The kettle begins to boil water, making a steady grumbling noise. Before you even pick up the pen, you hear a shifting noise behind you. You turn to find a rather broad-shouldered man frozen in a tiptoeing position.

“Sam, what on Earth are you doing?” you question.

He was still in his ridiculous position, one foot on the ground, the other slightly lifted up attempting to step toward you. In one hand he held a half a stick of butter. He stared at you for a solid 20 seconds before turning around and pouncing his bed located on the other side of the room. You sigh and turn back around. You have lost your train of thought.

You pull out a small laptop and set it beside the kettle that was now boiling. As you pour your water into a mug and let some tea steep, you take a look at all of your messages you've received in the time you've been away.

1 new message from Table

Table
Why must it be so frigid in this house?

William M. Dalton
Table, it isn’t even the slightest bit brisk in here.

Table
Well, it must be my room, then. I’ve tried everything. Space heaters, blankets, heating pads, even huddling close to my laptop for warmth. Nothing is working.

William M. Dalton
Table, it’s California. This is quite odd. Are you sure you don’t have some sort of cold?

Table
I don’t think I do. I mean, is shivering and coughing really a cold? And sweating… And stomach aches…

Table
…

Table
I think I’m going to go to the doctor’s tomorrow.

William M. Dalton
That’s probably a good idea.


3 new group messages

Machamp
jesus its been so quiet all day

Deanna
yeah, its weird

Merrodi
It’s probably because everyone is moving their stuff in

William M. Dalton
I’ve gotten all of my things moved in. It was tedious because of this clunky desk.

Sassyfox
same

NeroTheSwift
wow. such desk. very clunky.

Sam41
what/

Vexed
Hey party people. Whats going on?

Gamzee Makara
jUsT mOtHeRfUcKiN cHiLlIn

Vexed
hElL mOtHeRfUcKiN yEaH

William M. Dalton
There needs to be a dictionary for the language you all are speaking.

Table
If you were fluent in the words of the hood, you’d understand. But you aren’t. So that makes you not fluent in one less language. Motherfuckin’ dank-ass street lang for the win.

Sassyfox
fuck yeah ill pop a cap in his ass

Corrupt Messiah, Zer0 Faith
who’s ass are you poppin?

Jettvolt
i think we all know the answer to that question

Sassyfox
wweh skjdfnjksdfnjs

- Sassyfox has left

+ BlackkPheonixx added Sassyfox

BlackkPheonix
no u stay

Sassyfox
;-;

Machamp
anyways…..

Jettvolt
why the hell are we all talking in this chat if we all live in the same god damn house?

Sam41
because we’re lazy

Merrodi
And it’s kind of late

William M. Dalton
Is it? I’ve lost track of time long ago…

Jettvolt
i have too

Vexed
Same

Sassyfox
MY BABIES I WILL TUCK YOU ALL IN AND READ YOU ALL STORIES SO YOU ALL GET GOOD SLEEP YES

Merrodi
I will tooヽ(；▽；)ノ

Rosiee Faith
I will help too! I’ll tuck in zero though!!

Deanna sighs

BlackkPheonixx
kinky

Sam41
u would know pheonix

Sassyfox facepalms

William M. Dalton
If anything, I think you would know, Sam. I’m not sure what you do with that stick of butter.

Sam41
we dont talk about the butter

Merrodi sneezes

Machamp
bless you

Gamzee Makara
bLeSs YoU

Table
Gesundheit.

Merrodi
Thank you

William M. Dalton
I think there may be a cold circulating through this house.

Corrupt Messiah, Zer0 Faith
yeah probably

Vexed
I wont let this cold rustle my jimmies

Vexed puts on a mask

Sam41 puts his skull mask on

NeroTheSwift puts on a scarf

Machamp puts on a hat beatboxes

Rosiee Faith
we all should probably just drink hot liquids and not touch anything that isnt yours

Corrupt Messiah, Zer0 Faith
thats prob the best thing to do

Machamp
what if you need to use teh bathroom?

Jettvolt
just hold it

Gamzee Makara
HeLl MoThErFuCkIn YeAh LeTs TrY iT

You look away from the chat and then close your laptop. This was quite a crazy bunch of people, but you loved them. You lay down on your bed thinking about such wonderful, ecstatic friends you have, and you slowly drift into a pleasant, quiet sleep.